that cotton candy I drew doesn’t look so well but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t look too much like a blue-pink vagina.
Safe.
that cotton candy I drew doesn’t look so well but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t look too much like a blue-pink vagina.
Safe.
You encounter a cotton candy wixxord, feeding a delicious snack to his hat.

The wixxord tells you that he has information that’s crucial to your upcoming quest and if you would just come closer and have some candy? He says it’s important for your destiny.
==> You consider humouring this stranger offering you candy for all but no seconds, you walk away.
The wi X X O R D is not pleased and starts throwing items at your head, you catch one (1) map to the land of … Touhou? Teeheah?
The map is badly damaged and will need repairing, still, SCORE!
The cotton candy wixxord flips you the bird and walks off. His hat is making weird faces at you so you flash him your derpiest WOOHOO face. Fuck destiny.
* achievement unlocked: pedophilia-abdicator
* current level: 12
Oh yes, ringleader Sharki and you are bros in a way that a disobedient puppy and a carpet are friends. In the sense that you meet pretty often but it’s more pleasant for him than for you.

That last part’s probably because he always steals your wallet.
It happens every time.
Unless you dangle it above his head, because he’s short like that.
When you do that he invariably bites you.
Fuck
Yes

Honey you’re holding the camera too close to your face.

That’s better.
(Guys, Nathaliequest is a thing and I’m making it happen.
So, gimme suggestions.
What should this I make the awesome warrior do?)